student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
how to get a girls panties wet:
- kiss her roughly
- shove her down on the bed
- slip off her underwear
- slam dunk em in the toilet
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Rare polished transparent Ethiopian Opal!
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Mashaa Allah :)
Whoa, this is the best photo set I’ve seen thus far about the snow in Egypt. These shots are AWE-SOME! Especially that last one of the sphinx!
okay I know this is indicative of really freaky climate change but
look at that first picture okay and try to tell me that isn’t the face of real human happiness
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I’m in love with him